I have to Pee!

I have to pee, I have to pee!!!!!! This little baby is working it's way nicely into my bladder zone! UGH! It's no joke. Um...Holy shit pregnant women really DO have to pee more!

But here's the news. Gone are the days where you could grin and bear it. Gone are the days where you sat in math class thinking up every reason under the sun to get the hell out, and decided maybe going for a quick pee would be a great way to kill time. No. This is serious shit. Or, err...pee. There really is no middle-ground anymore where you can pee, or hold off. When the warning singals hit, you need a little tp and toilet time asap. Allow me to elaborate for just a moment...

Getting up 3 times a night to pee is now the norm. Peeing three or four times before I leave the house is standard. Just this morning I was walking to the subway, which really, should only take about 7 minutes and now takes me almost 15, and as I was passing the Tim Horton's I was at the same time plotting a quick BPI. Bathroom Pop-In. Is this what my life has come to? I now plan around peeing. But here's the best, and Dax, I know you are on the same page as me here. The PIAP is the worst for sure. This, to all you non-preggos, has to be the worst Pee offender. This is when you pee and then you immediately have to pee again. It's the brutal almighty Pee Immediately After Pee syndrome. Yeah. I might as well take my phone and laptop into the washroom at work and...hold that thought I just have to pee....